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No matter your listestyle, no matter your profession. Show how brutally fun you are.

Only Quality

Whether it’s clothing meant to feel you up, accessories meant to disappoint your parents, or artwork to show your boss how immature their best employee really is, everything available is a high quality print on high quality material.

No cacti

Can’t buy succulents here, but they are definitely an easy plant to keep alive if you’re metal as fuck and everything around you dies.

Fun, badass

and just a little bit immature